Dear potential employer....
Earlier today in a moment of what I thought was rather clever snark, I felt the need to tweet this into cyberspace: Dear potential employer. Congrats on finding my Twitter feed. Your prize is a zombie unicorn. Call me to claim it and schedule an interview. Yes, that's me making light of the fact that I do, in fact, have profiles on various social networking sites and I am completely aware of the fact that potential employers now use said profiles to determine whether or not candidates for job openings might be a good fit for their company. (And yes, I am aware that someone reading this at any given point in time might be doing so for exactly that reason.) The last time I was in the market for a new job, the social network of choice was MySpace, and I had made an effort to keep everything about my profile there disassociated from my real name. You see, I knew that people had been fired and also denied jobs because of what could be found on their MySpace page. Not t...